To the left you see Mayor McCheese. He was known as a fairly good Mayor of McDonaldsland and may actually be the only elected official I can think of who is not running for President in '08. (Unless that's Fred Thompson underneath that sash.) He couldn't run on the law and order ticket, obviously, because of the constant thorn in his 'to protect and serve' side, the Hamburglar. I know, he was busted all the time - like every commercial break during Saturday morning cartoons - but somehow he always made bail because he always seemed to end up back on the street doing smash'n'grabs against Grimace.
Anyway, a recent study found that kids who were given the choice between two hamburgers, two fries, two apple pies, (etc) - these kids always chose their favorite in the taste test as the one that was wrapped up in the McDonalds wrapper. I mean, McDonalds does have good fries, heck they have the best fries, but don't you get the idea that kids might be just a little bit swayed in an unhealthy way to really really loving any and all things McDonalds, even if the wrapper is the only difference?
So here's my theory: Barack Obama is wrapped up in a McDonalds wrapper.
Get it? He may not be the best choice in terms of our own health or well-being; he may not be the most appetizing; he may not even be the most tasty, but right now, he's got that fresh, crisp wrapper around him.
He's wearing a wrapper of upright citizenship, a wrapper of political novelty, a wrapper of 'all things to all people.' And we're a bunch of children. But soon enough we'll realize that the emperor's wrapper has slipped off, and the chicken nuggets are not the same. I'm not sure what the analogy was attempting to say, but you get what I'm saying: vote for Hillary - America's Senator.
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